Virtual banana no good!

Monkey like internet.
Internet full of nice people.
Nice people like monkey.
Give monkey virtual bananas.
But virtual bananas no good for eating.
Make monkey tummy hurt.

Monkey prefer the real thing.

Monkey see monkey do

Monkey see blog!
Monkey like blog!
Monkey want make blog!
Monkey make blog!
Blog easy!
Monkey like exclamation marks!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Monkey tired now.
Monkey bored of blog.
Monkey want...
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Ooh a banana!